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"Heartfelt and hilarious."
--Book Reporter

The Men I Didn't Marry

Gucci yoga mats. Seaweed facials. Cellulite gurus and rich men with private jets--welcome to the world of hallie Lawrence Pierpont, who proves that love the second time around is far from dull.
Hallie's husband doesn't even wait until they get home from dropping their youngest daughter at Yale to announce that he's leaving her--for a fitness trainer with very perky breasts. After first succumbing to a self-pitying, cookie-induced coma, Hallie becomes determined to get her life back. Her plan begins with a question: Whatever happened to all those men she didn't marry? Hallie is whisked away on a heartfelt and hilarious journey into her past life that leads on to her future.

"A fun read that is perfect for those days when the most you want to do is lie around in your pajamas, watch QVC, and eat Oreos."
--Booklist

"A laugh out-loud novel with earthy charm and universal appeal."
--Romantic Times


Selected Works

Fiction
The Men I Didn't Marry
"A delicious page-turner" --ABC-TV Good Morning America
Mine Are Spectacular!
“A hilarious hit.”
--People Magazine
The Botox Diaries
“Fast paced and with a zinger on every page.”
--The Washington Post
Mystery
A Job To Kill For
"A heady new cocktail of smart and sassy storytelling."
Looks To Die For
“Suspense fans looking for frothy, wacky fun will be well rewarded.”
--Publisher’s Weekly



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